douglas kastle

Bob Monkhouse

“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now.”

2 replies on “Bob Monkhouse”

really enjoyed his line about sincerity… “The secret of success in show business is sincerity…… Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made” and the one they used in the prostate cancer give a few bob film,
… “I wanted to die like my father, quietly in his sleep, not screaming and terrified like his passengers”

Here’s another Bob joke that made me chuckle, ‘A thief trying to rob a supermarket, was driven off by a shop assistant with a labelling gun. The police are looking for a man with a price on his head.’
Great ad for Prostate Cancer too, I’ve just seen it at

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