I always knew I was cool! There is a page where you can enter a sample of your own writing and based on statistical analysis it can match you writing with another writer. I entered some of mine and it came back as James Joyce, which makes sense as I am also a Dubliner, that formerly went to Belvedere and now live overseas, coincidences, I think not! Check it out for yourself.
I have got to get around to reading at least one of his books! Maybe I can write the sequel to Ulysses, how about “Ulysses 2 – Celtic Tiger, Hidden Liffey!”, cool now that I have the title, the rest’ll write itself, easy!